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group name: redheadedstepkid
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January 27, 2008 09:38 AM EST --
I subscribe to a wonderful ezine called TIPS. It is a positive self help zine that always gives me a bright spot in my week. Here is today's smile. n If you like it take a look at the zine . . .
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October 31, 2007 04:41 AM EDT --
So, obviously hair color has nothing to do with intelligence (even a bald guy knows that!) but my blond and very witty friend, Dolly sent these and I thought they were pretty cute. I hope you enjoy! . . .
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November 18, 2007 10:12 AM EST --
* The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
* The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought . . .
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June 10, 2008 08:41 PM EDT --
Today I read a very funny joke. My wife said it is old but I love it. So I wanted to share.
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second . . .
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November 13, 2008 01:47 PM EST --
I got this from a friend in my email and I had to share
this is funny
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've . . .
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October 17, 2007 09:36 AM EDT --
Howdy Folks & happy Wednesday. This is only the second time since joining Gather that I am uploading a joke. My first joke a few months back had folks questioning my Christianity, even . . .
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November 23, 2007 09:08 AM EST --
I just got e-mail this. I chuckle so hard coffee came out my nose.
The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were
asked to tell the younger generation how much harder . . .
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April 13, 2008 05:58 PM EDT --
This was email to me. I like it so much I wanted to share.
Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach. She . . .
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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October 18, 2007 10:47 AM EDT --
My daughter and I were on our way to Dairy Queen one day. "What kind of a Blizzard do you want?" I asked Stephanie, who was sitting in the back seat.
"I don't know, "she replied. . . .
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September 17, 2008 06:13 PM EDT --
Somebody sent me this in an email. I thought it was cute and wanted to share if you haven't seen it.
The Grand-Son
A grandmother was surprised by her . . .
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March 08, 2008 11:41 AM EST --
I have a friend who is an improv artist. He has been train by the late Boston Tribe improv group. He also member of the local improv group Stranger then Fiction. ( One time his group had dress up like . . .
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June 09, 2008 06:21 PM EDT --
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
~ David Dixon, 1998, winning entry of the Haiku Error Messages 21st Challenge by Charlie Varon and Jim Rosenau, sponsored . . .
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October 29, 2007 08:47 PM EDT --
In 1968, a convention of beggars in Dacca, India, passed a resolution demanding that the minimum amount of alms be fixed at 15 paisa (three cents).
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July 28, 2008 07:25 AM EDT --
***Taken from E-Mail***
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
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August 26, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?
Can you cry under water?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for . . .
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December 09, 2008 09:56 PM EST --
Explains a lot...
MEN FINALLY EXPLAINED!!
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. . . .
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February 06, 2009 06:57 AM EST --
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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October 21, 2007 09:18 PM EDT --
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member . . .
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January 11, 2009 09:12 AM EST --
On this COLD beautiful morning on my way out the door to go grocery shopping I went to grab my nice warm jacket my cat Nibbler had been cuddling up to it all night long. as I went to go pick . . .
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